July 01, 2012

Mushy Halibut Syndrome and You

The problem of Mushy Halibut Syndrome vexes sport fishers in Alaska, as their would-be firmly-fleshed halibut self-compost into a disagreeable pile of white gelatinous halibut pulp. The once-firm muscles of these would be delicious fish have pre-dissolved on the inside with some kind of necrotic disease that turns them into Picasso-eyed, jellied-flesh, halibut-shaped, muscle-less goo.

But IS Mushy Halibut Syndrome just a symptom of innocent Halibut?  Has it somehow crept through food chain, and into HUMAN BEINGS? Just look at the scientific evidence:

These photos! This is Science, people:  MUSHY HALIBUT SYNDROME is REAL!

 





3 Comments:

Blogger Laird of Madrona said...

This is still only a controversial theory.

July 1, 2012 at 2:18 PM  
Blogger First Sea Lord said...

Oops, I forgot to include Lisa Murkowski.

July 1, 2012 at 3:28 PM  
Blogger The Other Front said...

We can only pity these tragically deformed creatures.

July 1, 2012 at 10:57 PM  

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