Mushy Halibut Syndrome and You

The problem of Mushy Halibut Syndrome vexes sport fishers in Alaska, as their would-be firmly-fleshed halibut self-compost into a disagreeable pile of white gelatinous halibut pulp. The once-firm muscles of these would be delicious fish have pre-dissolved on the inside with some kind of necrotic disease that turns them into Picasso-eyed, jellied-flesh, halibut-shaped, muscle-less goo.

But IS Mushy Halibut Syndrome just a symptom of innocent Halibut?  Has it somehow crept through food chain, and into HUMAN BEINGS? Just look at the scientific evidence:

These photos! This is Science, people:  MUSHY HALIBUT SYNDROME is REAL!