September 10, 2012

Reasons Mitt Romney will eliminate arts funding entirely.


- American art clashes with the mansions' couch pattern.
- Need that $150 mil to round off numbers on check to B.P.
- Worried too much Mapplethope might turn Paul Ryan gay.
- Artist found on Craigs' List messed up portrait of Ann with hideously specific teeth.
- Offended by Bob Ross making all those millions off the federal government.
- Council Bluffs, Iowa production of "The Iceman Cometh" hit too close to home.
- All those photos, and who the hell knows what Cindy Sherman really looks like?

1 Comments:

Blogger The Other Front said...

Arts indoctrinate children into secular humanism. Which is fine with me.

September 10, 2012 at 7:06 PM  

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