Reasons Mitt Romney will eliminate arts funding entirely.

- American art clashes with the mansions' couch pattern.
- Need that $150 mil to round off numbers on check to B.P.
- Worried too much Mapplethope might turn Paul Ryan gay.
- Artist found on Craigs' List messed up portrait of Ann with hideously specific teeth.
- Offended by Bob Ross making all those millions off the federal government.
- Council Bluffs, Iowa production of "The Iceman Cometh" hit too close to home.
- All those photos, and who the hell knows what Cindy Sherman really looks like?