September 10, 2012

Reasons Mitt Romney will eliminate arts funding entirely.

- American art clashes with the mansions' couch pattern.
- Need that $150 mil to round off numbers on check to B.P.
- Worried too much Mapplethope might turn Paul Ryan gay.
- Artist found on Craigs' List messed up portrait of Ann with hideously specific teeth.
- Offended by Bob Ross making all those millions off the federal government.
- Council Bluffs, Iowa production of "The Iceman Cometh" hit too close to home.
- All those photos, and who the hell knows what Cindy Sherman really looks like?


Blogger The Other Front said...

Arts indoctrinate children into secular humanism. Which is fine with me.

September 10, 2012 at 7:06 PM  

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