Well there's your problem

There's a lot of waste in government.  For example, there's a job, apparently called "unpaid social liaison to the Joint Special Operations Command."  Apart from screwing CIA directors, I'm not sure what the job entails.  Anyway, in my administration it would be gone.  ON DAY ONE.

[UPDATE:  “There’s no such thing,” one officer told us. The made-up title appears to be a polite way of saying “rich Tampa socialite who likes to hang with four-star generals.”  (link) ]