Watson, Scruggs, and Skaggs

I have no idea why the government chose to not use the Emergency Broadcast System to present this to the nation:

• Part 1
• Part 2
• Part 3
• Part 4
• Part 5

This is why we need a Living National Treasure designation.

(Yes, I know Watson and Scruggs are dead.  They are still Living National Treasures, and I will fight anyone who says different.)