February 05, 2013

In Which I Hijack The Other Front's Angst-Jöken

Three ex Navy Seals walk into a bar.  Noticing that one is quite a bit shorter than the others, the bartender asks him if being small presented any special challenges as a Seal.  The short Seal pulls out a gun and shoots him in the face, killing him instantly.  Then he picks up the body to try to drag it away, and goes: "Wow, this guy is huge. Can you guys give me a hand?"  - FSL

4 Comments:

Blogger The Other Front said...

I defer to the master...

February 5, 2013 at 12:20 PM  
Blogger First Sea Lord said...

I'm afraid my result is exactly half-way between a joke and a proper angst-joken.

February 5, 2013 at 1:07 PM  
Blogger The Other Front said...

It's very hard to capture that particular Navy SEAL flavor of having achieved a very great deal in the service of a corrupt and heartless hegemon while simultaneously fully experiencing the emptiness of all human existence, especially when firearms are involved.

February 5, 2013 at 1:46 PM  
Blogger First Sea Lord said...

I believe we have a solution!

Three ex Navy Seals walk into a bar. Noticing that one is quite a bit shorter than the others, the bartender asks him if being small presented any special challenges as a Seal. The short Seal replies: "It's very hard to capture that particular Navy SEAL feeling of having achieved a very great deal in the service of a corrupt and heartless hegemon while simultaneously fully experiencing the emptiness of all human existence, especially when firearms are involved."

February 6, 2013 at 9:42 AM  

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