Perfect for home or office

Society 6 is quite addictive, but there is one particular motif I find myself dwelling on...the Shield logo.  This post is to help me clarify which of these many wonderful items I most want.  There are so many possibilities:

• As CEO you wish to set a tone of quiet excellence.  Wearing a simple Shield logo jacket on company outings will send the right message, to wit, that bottom quintile performers will be liquidated.
• Keeping track of stray kids?  These nifty Shield logo t-shirts (available in a variety of colors) will help them stand out - menacingly - from the crowd.
• Neighbors coming over, and want to make the right impression?  A simple Shield throw pillow lets them know which side you're on.
• Everyone enjoys shopping, but how can you signal that you're more than a run-of-the-mill consumer?  The Shield logo tote bag has you covered.
• And every school with a study hall should equip it with this clock, which I picture on a white wall in a room with white desks and white chairs.  Unfortunately, the description fails to note whether it ticks ominously.  Just looking at it, I'd guess...yes.
• And this is the perfect baby shower gift, especially for girls.

Decisions, decisions.