Why the Internet was invented: Mat Johnson and Libby Watson live-tweet the Houston-KC Game

ah yes, just a wine and cheese plate, very sophisticated pic.twitter.com/SMgOREXR8x

— libby watson (@libbycwatson) January 9, 2016

Texans quarterback #5 is three toddlers in a trench coat.

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) January 9, 2016

should i watch football?

— libby watson (@libbycwatson) January 9, 2016

i’m going to root for houston because i have been there and i enjoyed it

— libby watson (@libbycwatson) January 9, 2016

really hard for me to not refer to this as a “match”

— libby watson (@libbycwatson) January 9, 2016

digby’s trying to nick me cheese!

— libby watson (@libbycwatson) January 9, 2016

the man ran good. im learning about football

— libby watson (@libbycwatson) January 9, 2016

Texans are making the middle-aged spectacled man in the homemade red and blue papier-mâché bull horn hat cry.

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) January 9, 2016

No fair, Kansas City is throwing to their own players.

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) January 9, 2016

Texans Superfan's been hurt before. https://t.co/5jMdnqpEzA

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) January 9, 2016

etc.