Proposed captions for that "It's a Wonderful Life" picture (see post below)

• "The TARP money came through!"
• "Look at this fucking house!  Just look at it!"
• "We're pawns in a supernatural game far beyond our ability to comprehend!"
• "If only predatory capitalistic practices could be eradicated none of this would have been necessary!"
• "The entire happiness of everyone in this town hangs by the precarious thread of my mortality!"
• "Capital is dead labor, that vampire-like, only lives by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks."

Sorry, that last one was Marx.  But still...