March 08, 2017

Proposed captions for that "It's a Wonderful Life" picture (see post below)

  • "The TARP money came through!"
  • "Look at this fucking house!  Just look at it!"
  • "We're pawns in a supernatural game far beyond our ability to comprehend!"
  • "If only predatory capitalistic practices could be eradicated none of this would have been necessary!"
  • "The entire happiness of everyone in this town hangs by the precarious thread of my mortality!"
  • "Capital is dead labor, that vampire-like, only lives by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks."
Sorry, that last one was Marx.  But still...


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