WTF Skype?

Skype: Prove you're you.

Me: Ok, here is name, rank, birthdate, etc.

Skype:  Are you a robot?

Me:  No.

Skype:  You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?

Me:  I cancel my account.

Skype: Ok, you're cleared to use the app.

Computer: Ok if Skype goes through all your contacts?

Me: Fuck no.

Skype: Why not post your own status update?

Me: Because fuck you, that's why.


This is every application ever for the entire rest of human history, isn't it?

Maybe pick up a used KAYPRO?

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