Dear Dr. Kapital: Will the Alaska Budget Doom my Moose Dropping Swizzle Stick Business?

Dear Dr. Kapital,

I heard you are in secret talks now in UnderBern, the ultra-ultra secret conference, held in the fancier underground replica of Bern underneath Bern, but I don't know where to turn.

I am known as the "King of Moose Dropping Novelty Products" in Alaska, and while I naturally voted for lower taxes and a $6700 Alaska Permanent Fund check last election, it turns out the new Governor 1) can't get the check, and 2) will cut 1/4 of the whole budget, taking out the Marine Highway and destroying hundreds of communities along the southern coast, firing thousands of teachers/doubling property taxes, eliminate environmental and government oversight, and close entire University campuses!  

Wouldn't any version of spending billions less in a small state so oil companies can take it out of state drive a soft recession into a local depression?  Would tourists really want to see East Topeka in Siberia?   Am worried.. I thought the knowledge economy was important!! Especially the knowledge of how hilarious a moose dropping cocktail stirrer really is, the delight of your friends and the talk of the party!

WHAT KIND OF SELF-AGGRANDIZING PASTE-EATING MONSTER WOULD DO THIS?

Also, is there a world market for our most popular item, the Moose Dropping swizzle stick? Have heard India is funnier than it was. Plz advise.

Koncerned King of Moose Novelties