CAN YOU TOP THIS?

"Oh, you ran a marathon, good for you. I ran seven marathons in the past seven days."

"Oh, you're taking up windsurfing? I windsurfed across the Pacific Ocean last month."

"Oh, you climbed the Seven Summits? I've climbed six so far, and snowboarded down them. Everest is proving a little tricky, however."

[FUCK YOU, SHARK -
According to CNN, the 13 year-old surfer girl who had her arm chomped off last week by a shark is planning to continue surfing. -PWP]