CANNIBALS DEMAND TO TASTE WHAT MARSCHALIA HAS TO OFFER

Here's what your missing over at NationStates, an online government policy simulator game that Eric, Michelle, and I are playing. Today, I'm considering adopting this point of view as Marschalia's national policy:

'Civil rights leader Charles Thiesen came out publicly for moderate pro-cannibalism legislation, commenting, "While it may strike some as a crude, even evil practice, our ancestors have practiced cannibalism for years. If we create a government organization to strictly regulate and grade all human meat prior to its arrival on the market, we can ensure that respect for diversity is maintained while health concerns are also allayed. And instead of killing average people, why not make being turned into snack foods a post-mortem option? Like donating your body to science!"'

Finally, somebody who talks sense about human-food consumption policy!

[You need a friendly and engaging spokesperson who can be the subject of human interest stories. -MoF]