Microsoft Personal Self-Management Lingo

Because my life too revolves around constant updates, I have decided that I must create some uniformity in my life between personal habits and Micorsoft Updates...So.

--Breakfast will now be referred to "early morning tummy patch"
--Lunch will be "the mid-day peckish alleviation security add-on"
--Dinner shall be "evening critical noshing update"

Additionally, bowel movements will be know as "purging the temp files" and orgasms will be described as "Wow wee here comes the service pack!"

[Hey, I think I just had an idea for a porno flick... -LoM]