BUSH DELIVERS SPEECH, GETS BIG OVATION...

...from factory workers who speak no English. Very nice.

[I'm printing up multinational presidential business cards as a gift. What is Spanish for "Drinky McDumbass, Corporate Crotch Vacuum?" -PWP]

[I'm not sure about the tone, but "Borracho McTonto Culo, Aspiradoro por los Regazo de las Corporaciones" probably gets the message across.

Or perhaps we could call him "Un otro López Portillo, amante del petróleo" reminding Mexicans of their president who pushed Mexico to the fourth largest oil exporter in the world, at a time of record high oil prices, and STILL managed to lower living standards and raise the unemployment rate, largely by improving Mexico's already impressive graft and corruption sectors. -- CSG]