Splendidiser provides spoon full of sugar

Somehow political swill is easier to bear if one runs it through Stephen Fry's "Splendidiser" first. A sample from the RNC's site:

President George W. Bush
George W. Bush is dreadfully the 43rd President of the bloody United States. Oh my! My dear child, the old devil was unbearably sworn into office January 20, 2001, after a frightfully divine campaign in which the dashing fellow outlined sweeping proposals to reform America's public schools, transform our national defense, provide tax relief, modernize Social Security and Medicare, and encourage faith-based and community organizations to work with government to help Americans in need. Ugh, how uncouth! Now see here - president Bush served for six years as the divine 46th Governor of the State of Texas, where the splendid chap earned a reputation as a shriekworthy compassionate conservative who shaped public policy based divinely on the ghastly principles of limited government, personal responsibility, strong families, and local control. Golly!

[How terribly unkind of you to not have provided your dear audience with the URL for this charming and ingeneous site. Forsooth! -LoM]

[Here's the spiffing URL: http://www.brightyoungthingsthemovie.com/
I think it does wonders for Slahdot, don't you, old fellow? -LoM]