A FEW TAMER DEBACLES

33. The Peanut Subsidy (John Hancock Life Insurance Company NEEDS an extra $2 million per year) source

34. The Cotton Subsidy (Because Scottie Pippen Didn't Earn Enough Playing Basketball) source

35. The Wheat Subsidy (Ted Turner Has To Pay Lots of Alimony)

36. The Corn, Wheat, Rice, and Soybean Subsidies (WorldCom CEO Bernie Ebbers Needed the $4 million For His Legal Fees)

37. The Dairy Subsidy (Ditto, Ken Lay)

38. Cheney's Refusal to Name Energy Policy Advisors (Getting the Public out of Public Policy)

39. Some Unattractive Subpoena Requests (But We NEED to Know Who's Having Abortions and Protesting the War) source

40. Because the military will pay for male soldiers to have vasectomies in military hospitals but female soldiers can't get abortions even at their own expense. (Good Killer Sluts and Bad Killer Sluts) source

41 Homeland Security (Extra Annoyances Without Extra Security) Department of Defense has a backlog of at least 400,000 requests for personnel clearances. GAO Report