MIRACLE ON THE PITCH!

OK, you don't care, but for about 800 million people in India, this is the best thing that's happened in a long time.

[Alright, I'm no Ichiro, but I did once have the privilege of being a boy scout temporarily assigned to the British in Twyford, Berkshire, where I taught some of the smaller blokes how to play baseball. The sheen of cricket under the challenge of a dynamic, exciting spot, even baseball, faded rapidly. -PWP]