ALASKA'S BRAND NEW USELESS MISSILE SYSTEM - PLUS A 747 WITH "LASERS"

NYT article on Delta Junction's new missle system and it's amazing ability to suspend the laws of physics, possibly but probably not saving Valdez from a single, coal-fired 4000 ton PDK ICBM that flies at 98mph. Note the 747 with anti-missle lasers, not quite working either - but it was probably the unmarked one sitting right there at Anchorage International.

[They'll get my copy of Alaska Missile Defense Weekly when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers. - Dr. X]