IN CONTRAST TO TAXACHUSETTS

Taxachusetts may be a living hell from a conservative point of view but I notice a lot of really smart people choose to live there and take advantage of the outstanding educational and cultural opportunities available there.

Given that the GOP now seems determined to create a plutocracy along Latin American lines, I suggest Texas be referred to as Texatina from now on. You know, beef, cowboys, militaristic bullies. The main difference between Texas and Argentina that I can detect is that in Argentina they have better dancing.