THE PAUSE THAT REFRESHES
Tired and sweaty from a long day of geopolitical rumination? Well, the good Doctor has the prescription:
Pour yourself a tall glass of Odwalla Summertime Lime Quencher, on the rocks. Ah, beautiful - note the lovely color as it sits there in its sweating glass. Take a small sip. A little too sweet, you say? I suggest a shot of a top-tier bittering agent, such as Sauza Hornitos tequila, and perhaps a dash of salt.
Um, be a little careful with this. I disavow responsibility for anything that happens after the third one.
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"They're killing our children with juice that costs too much."
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