STARGATE QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Richard Dean Anderson, on learning from the aliens his team is trying to help that the replibots have reversed the polarity on their time dilation machine and are now using it to accelerate their replication within the target zone by a factor of 100:

"What is wrong with you people? Time machines are nothing but trouble! Even we know that!"

I kind of oversimplified the plot - here's a better summary.