TEXAS TWITS TURNED BACK
"A Texas woman charged with violating obscenity laws for selling a sexual toy and explaining to her customer how to use it has had the case against her dismissed, court officials said on Monday.
"Joanne Webb, a mother of three and a former schoolteacher in the town of Burleson near Fort Worth, was facing up to a year in jail after she sold a vibrator at a private party to two undercover police officers posing as a married couple."
Given the abundance of human resources of the Burleson Police Dept., perhaps they'd like to offer some volunteers to serve in our overstretched forces in Iraq, hmmmmmm?
Perhaps they'd like to take the place of this 68-year old man.
posted by Anonymous at 9:03 PM
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I would just like to reiterate the Laird's excellent suggestion of encouraging Texas to secede.
We're picking up good vibrations. She's givin' us excitations.....Everybody Sing! If there were more vibrators in Texas, perhaps we need fewer 68-year-old phychiatrists in Iraq.
This is as closely as I wish to approach the conjunction of our primarily male executive branch and vibrators.
Come nearer at your peril, sirs!
My meaning sir is plainly this: Perhaps our current administration, being as inflexible as it clearly is, could use a little flexibiltiy that such a device could afford. With prober tutaledge, perhaps provided by this robust texas woman, I am sure Dick Cheny and Rummy could find a new common interest promoting a "band of brothers" mentality and a slightly more relaxed foreign policy. Who knows they may begin to see our Middle Eastern brothers as new friends they haven't "met" yet.
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