UM?, BUT? EXPLAIN THIS TO ME AGAIN?

Slowdown in terror chatter prompts fears. As opposed to an increase in terror chatter which causes fears and a stability in terror chatter that causes fears. Small gerbils cause fears. Popcorn causes fears and lets not forget the dreaded, beany baby plot to destroy America. Here is my list of things that cause fears:

Driving on highways
Going to Hospitals
Driving on Highways on the way to the hospital
Being hit by the wreckage from a crashing plane (This is a recurring dream of mine)
Pneumonia
Neighbors with guns
Drivers with guns
Atkins products
Dying on the toilet
Tom Ridge
John Ashcroft
Dick Cheny
Clarence Thomas
Florida
Rummy
oh yes, and that flesh-eating virus thingy