A Simple Game
Try to beat my top score: 85608
posted by Anonymous at 10:44 PM
October 27, 2004
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6 Comments:
Wow, I have to stop playing it. Haven't been able to break 3000. It's like the world's simplest role-playing game: I got hooked when I realized that my fish was getting bigger.
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About 50% of the time, when I lose, I will say, "I was way bigger than that!"
This game was obviously designed by right-wingers, bent on distracting me to the extent that I forget to vote on Wednesday.
Additionally, the fact that I can't break 10,000 has little to do with my belief that this game is a silly, juvenile pursuit and that anyone who can get higher than 10,000 is just horribly disturbed!
So there.
Big deal.
I got 887 on this game. Warning: Contains images of Yetis, spiked clubs, landmines and penguin decapitation.
Really!
I like the thuds the little, bloody penguins make. Does PETA know about this game?
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