Suppress Your Revolutionary Urges With Communex
Now that major drugs are dropping like flies, it's clearly time for another round of new drug names. Please add freely.
Swiftbotox - For Tightening Up Fine Prevarications About People Who Served Their Nation With Honor and Distinction
Redistan - Treats Desire to Invade Countries Ending in "Stan;" may Cause Cognitive Dissonance. Do Not Use When Accomodating Pakistan.
Depressitor - Treats Symptoms of Depression Caused By Awareness of Vast Overmedication of Entire Countries Resulting in Prozac Contamination of Fish and Groundwater
Nocelebrex - A very specific mood treatment for when no one shows up to your party.
Monsantagra- When You Want to Fuck Every Farmer in the World
RU66 - Induces Senior Discounts at Denny's and Loew's Theaters
Bloopitor - Effectively Removes Impacted Sitcom Blooper Reels
Clogitalin - Treats Propensity for Spastic Folk Dancing
Blimpitor - Shrinks Unsightly Blimps
posted by JAB at 10:27 PM
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Deeffexor - Slightly reduces the frequency of the delusion among Hollywood computer effects people that their animations do not stand out like sore thumbs.
Well... Sticking with the holiday spirit.
Dreckitor: Makes holiday music bearable.
Amental: Induces post-holiday party amnesia (should you fail to induce this via the 'normal' means and wish you had)
Immaculaceptin: RU486 for the Christian Set. Purges you of sin while 'explaining' your unwanted pregnancy.
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