Welcome to the Isengard. Gov City Directory
Community and Wild Men Outreach Project
Dept. of Intergovernmental RelationsWormtongue, Grima Ext. 4327
Rove, Karl Ext 7638
Council of Elders Defunct. See Office of the White Wizard
FAQ-Is that Saruman Always Pacing Around the Top of the Tower?Office of Cultural Communication and Subjugation Affairs
-What Are Isengard's Convention and Tourist Facilities?
-The Order of the White Hand Has Just Decimated My People. Can My Miserable Life Be Spared?
-Where are all the Trees?
-How Can I get to Barad-Dur From Here?
-Me kind of like Elves. Must We Destroy Them All?
- Can We Get Anything Other Than Maggoty Bread After 3 Stinking Days?
Dept. of Metal and Wheels
Office of Special PlansWolfowitz, Paul Ext 3249Emergency ServicesFire - Please Help. Many Things Are Still Not on FireOrc-Uruk'Hai Interdepartmental Relations
Water
Armies of Orcs and Wolves
Elf Control
Community Hobbit Watch -Help Monitor These Irksome Pests
Nazgul Parking
Solid Waste Services - Note: The Hole in Bowels of the Earth is Full - Please Use the New Municipal Transfer Station
Office of Legal Affairs - Note: The Great Power in the East Has Made Changes in Our Legal Staff, Ask for New Extensions
Isengard Forest Service
Anger Management Programs
Dept. of Orcs and Rec
Chamber of Unspeakable Evil Commerce
Employment ServicesHackingTreasury (Now Dragon Free!)
Slashing
Burning
Kidnapping
Foundry (New Listings!)
Human Relations
Town Hall
Wizard Resources
Weather RequestsOminous Darkness Over SkyLibrary (Note: Lending Arrangements with Minas Tirith Have Been Discontinued)
Ominous Snowstorm
Ominous Sunny and Mild
PLEASE HAVE PATIENCE WHILE OUR STAFF UPDATES OUR LINKS. From All of Us in Orthanc, Thank You and Remember to Spend Your Vacation in the Mines With Us.
2 Comments:
I particularly like "many things are still not on fire." (Make my hobbit steak) Well done!
Whoever did the graphic: smashing!
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