April 26, 2005

Welcome to the Isengard. Gov City Directory


Community and Wild Men Outreach Project

Dept. of Intergovernmental Relations
Wormtongue, Grima Ext. 4327
Rove, Karl Ext 7638

Council of Elders Defunct. See Office of the White Wizard

FAQ
-Is that Saruman Always Pacing Around the Top of the Tower?
-What Are Isengard's Convention and Tourist Facilities?
-The Order of the White Hand Has Just Decimated My People. Can My Miserable Life Be Spared?
-Where are all the Trees?
-How Can I get to Barad-Dur From Here?
-Me kind of like Elves. Must We Destroy Them All?
- Can We Get Anything Other Than Maggoty Bread After 3 Stinking Days?
Office of Cultural Communication and Subjugation Affairs

Dept. of Metal and Wheels

Office of Special Plans
Wolfowitz, Paul Ext 3249
Emergency Services
Fire - Please Help. Many Things Are Still Not on Fire
Water
Armies of Orcs and Wolves
Elf Control
Community Hobbit Watch -Help Monitor These Irksome Pests
Orc-Uruk'Hai Interdepartmental Relations

Nazgul Parking

Solid Waste Services - Note: The Hole in Bowels of the Earth is Full - Please Use the New Municipal Transfer Station

Office of Legal Affairs - Note: The Great Power in the East Has Made Changes in Our Legal Staff, Ask for New Extensions

Isengard Forest Service


Anger Management Programs


Dept. of Orcs and Rec

Chamber of Unspeakable Evil Commerce

Employment Services
Hacking
Slashing
Burning
Kidnapping
Foundry (New Listings!)
Human Relations

Treasury (Now Dragon Free!)

Town Hall

Wizard Resources

Weather Requests
Ominous Darkness Over Sky
Ominous Snowstorm
Ominous Sunny and Mild
Library
(Note: Lending Arrangements with Minas Tirith Have Been Discontinued)


PLEASE HAVE PATIENCE WHILE OUR STAFF UPDATES OUR LINKS. From All of Us in Orthanc, Thank You and Remember to Spend Your Vacation in the Mines With Us.

2 Comments:

Blogger VMM said...

I particularly like "many things are still not on fire." (Make my hobbit steak) Well done!

April 26, 2005 at 1:37 PM  
Blogger JAB said...

Whoever did the graphic: smashing!

April 26, 2005 at 4:54 PM  

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