Letting the Ugly Kid Wander Off
A Canadian study suggests that the parents don't care as much about the ugly kids, letting them wandering off, not buckling them up, paying less attention.
The researchers classified children in terms of attractiveness and monitored parents behavior.
The results were a little disheartening.
"Honey, I know the scientists' rigorous testing confirmed you were ugly, but that just means I only love you 12.5% less."
Other scientists were more skeptical.
Counterpoint: Ugly child who should have been allowed to wander off.
posted by JAB at 11:56 AM
2 Comments:
Life in America is a strange combination of loneliness, satiation, and contempt for the unexploitable.
You say that like it's a bad thing...
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