July 11, 2005

A Suggested Litmus Test for the Condition of Being an Idiot

You've been searching all this time for the irreducible black or white, yes-or-no absolutism from a group of purportedly broad-minded amateur intellectual types like what us is?

Here's mine:

Harris Poll June 2005

"Do you think human beings developed from earlier species or not?"







.



Did Did Not Unsure



% % %


6/17-21/05 38 54 8


3/94 44 46 11







It is unforgivably foolish to reject evolution. This is willful ignorance, which is far, far worse than actual limited intelligence. As you may note above, it's getting worse.

No point arguing it here. You people aren't drooling, slack-jawed, chopped ham-headed knuckle-walking pseudo-Christian apocolypse-cult bowing goobers. Like Cardinal Schönborn.

There. I said it. A hard line. I feel better.

5 Comments:

Blogger VMM said...

What would Gibbon say?

July 12, 2005 at 1:36 AM  
Blogger JAB said...

A gibbon or THE Gibbon?

July 12, 2005 at 11:48 AM  
Blogger J.J said...

Oh god, I keep hearing about the rise of creationists in the States, but I didn't really belief it before I saw this.

Love your site by the way.

July 12, 2005 at 2:05 PM  
Blogger JAB said...

Dear Just Jane,

Thank you for the kind comments about the blog. We especially love hearing from readers who aren't already us.

And don't panic - America is still full of science-loving arts-spinning motorcycle-dipping nasty-dancing earth-respecting appropriately-drinking neo-anarcho market socialistic Democrats like what us sort of done is.

July 12, 2005 at 5:04 PM  
Blogger VMM said...

I'm sorry, FSL, there was a typo in my post, that you cleverly diagnosed: I actually want to know what a gibbon (the primate, not the famed British historian) would say. I just love animals!

July 13, 2005 at 4:25 PM  

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