Alternate Curious George Titles

I've read 'em all, folks, and here's how they should really be named:

• Curious George Does Hard Time
  
• Curious George Gets Messed Up On Drugs but Scores a Movie Contract Anyway
  
• Curious George Chokes an Ostrich
• Curious George is an Expendable Little Astronaut
  
• Curious George Owes the Newspaper Company a Lot of Money
  
• Curious George Learns that 'T' Stands for 'Tomahawk'
• Curious George Cheers Up Some Kids by Destroying Their Hospital