More questions for the Miers, the Supreme Court Nominee

1. Will you play "Keno" with our freedom?

2. You know when you're a judge you stop being George's attorney, right?

3. How will your total lack of judicial experience make up for the fact you're still a lawyer?

4. You already managed to piss off Bill Kristol. Do you promise to keep doing that?

5. We may have already made just this kind of mistake, so can you prove to me right now you're not a lesbian?!

6. Why isn't a violation of my rights when ugly people are on TV?

7. No one knows who you really are, or anything about you, or what you've done for the last 20 years. Are you a spy?

8. Promise me one thing: that somewhere in our sacred founding national documents, in an opinon formed with the best scholarship and most insightful legal reasoning, you'll find that basic presidential stupidity is unconstitutional.