Existentialist Breakfast Cereals
Honey Bunches of Alienation
Frosted Shredded Illusions
Reason Bran
Dialectical Puffs
Lucky Charms Of Zero Efficacy
Completely Unadorned Loops
Absence of Faith Nuts
Apple-Crisp Despairy-Os
Nix
Nut N' Whatsoever
posted by JAB at 10:36 AM
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But really there's one existential breakfast cereal that doesn't need a name change:
Life!
I can't believe I missed that.
Honey Nut Either/Ors
Fruit loops of reasoning
No more or less special than anything else in our meaningless existances-K
Product 19 is the Alpha and the Omega.
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