Uma Thurman Vs. Gun-Toting Santa Claus

A thorough review of our blog traffic at sitemeter indicates several positive trends:

1) When we were deluged in May with people seeking pictures of Britany Spears, we peaked in visits, but the taste of the searches has improved VASTLY.

2) The improvement, however, has nothing to do with our writing. It has everything to do with

a) Gun-Toting Santa b) Uma Thurman

So to the world our blog is a war between those seeking Uma Thurman and those seeking Gun-toting Santa. But as diverting as gun-toting Santa Claus is, I mean c'mon. It's Uma.

Ammo-sexuals are welcome to opt for Santa and his gun. It was recently a free country.