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Standing up to Iran would have worked in 2000, before our government sought to destroy precisely the kind of international mechanisms that would allow a successful confronta...hold on...

YEEE_HAW!! SEA-HAWKS!! SUPERBOWL SEA-HAWKS! GOIN' BOWLING! WHOOO! WHOO! WHOO-PEE!!!

Fffin awesome. TATUPUNISHMENT! Art Thiel has a good read on what this means for Seattle itself. And to the motherhumpers at Sports Illustrated, including Peter King and Dr. Z, all but one of whom picked Carolina, here's a big heaping help of double tall half-caf otter snot up your nose, you cement-headed Windsor-knotted walking heart attack antedelluvian bastards. TATUPULVERIZED. TATUPURLOINED!! (Interception!) TATUPOUNDED INTO A FINE POWDER SUITABLE FOR BREADING AND DEEP-FRYING (Not you, Nunyo.)