I Had One Simple Request...

Soon to be deployed in our ceaseless search for Osama Bin Laden....Sharks with frickin' remote control devices on their heads.

"Remote-controlled sharks do have advantages that robotic underwater surveillance vehicles just cannot match: they are silent, and they power themselves."

For reference, UNUSED JOKES FOR THIS POST:

"Um.. Candygram."
"I bet this pisses off Spielberg."
"This will certainly make my next visit to SeaWorld that much more interesting."
"Man, Next Christmas, when this hits Radio Shack...."