Guilty!!

Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling. Now they'll be inflating stock values and manipulating energy markets up at the Statesville prison. (Which, by the way, is a real -and real horrible - place: Statesville Correctional Center in Illinois.)

I could only wish they had gone before Potato Judge (an old Conan O'Brian sketch with defendents appealing before a nearly silent, skreechy voiced googly-eyed potato). He was unusually cruel and capricious.

Defendant: Your honor, I --
Potato Judge: GULITYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Defendant: But --
Potato Judge: EXECUTE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

As Andy Richter said, "Man, if I ever go down, I hope I don't get the Potato Judge."


A Potato Judge-Like Potato