An Important Topic Requiring Immediate Attention
It was maybe a couple of years ago, in a fit of pique, that I ordered a bunch of free publications from the Family Research Council. Part of the plan was to know my enemy and another part was a juvenile desire to make them spend money on me.
As a result, I get the FRC's Email Action Alerts, that always end with a petition to sign and a blessing from God. Here's an excerpt from today's offering:
Keep Pornographers away from Major League Baseball!
July 26, 2006 | Refer a Friend
Major League Baseball (MLB) owners are considering a recommendation that will allow a businessman with longtime porn industry ties to purchase the Atlanta Braves. John Malone is a corporate leader who among his many holdings includes ON COMMAND, a company that sells pay-per-view porn movies to hotels across the United States. As a result, Malone has profited from the corruption of many travelers who visit the estimated 1,000,000 hotel rooms his porn service reaches.
[Disclosure: I, too, have profited from the corruption of many travelers.]
posted by Corresponding Secretary General at 4:31 PM
2 Comments:
Dr X. interrupts his afternoon prayer hour to observe:
"They have a special grudge because Malone's Comcast in 1987 pulled the Oral Roberts show off their systems after Roberts claimed God would 'take him home' if he failed to meet a fundraising goal."
Of course now, Comcast is the largest distributor of hard core pornogrpahy in the United States.
Which I learned on HBO.
Frankly, here in Mariner's land, we could use a little baseball porn right now.
Post a Comment
<< Home