July 19, 2006

Science Marches On

Dr. X posts this from the Global Institute for Alternative Medicine:

"Finally, the first veto from a president who's been easier than a Malibu High cheerleader in the back seat of a Maybach (a more civilized vehicle than some of their earlier efforts).

"And I think we can understand and share our national CEO's concern about science run amok. But, surely, stem cell research is not the most horrible thing DrnkyMcDmb55 has been asked to endorse.

"And we have come so far. You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning all the time. Why, just fifty years ago, they thought a disease might be caused by demonic possession or witchcraft. But nowadays we know that it is more likely due to an imbalance of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living in the stomach."

2 Comments:

Blogger VMM said...

So what's your point? Don't you believe that embryonic cells have souls? Well, I'd be really embarassed on your position, when you meet all those embryonic cell's souls in heaven!

(Let me put this another way: we have become a nation of retards, cynics, and cynics who appeal to retards. People with brains: you are ON NOTICE!)

July 19, 2006 at 10:46 PM  
Blogger VMM said...

Oh, and let me not forget cynical retards. Forgive me for not accounting for the president.

July 19, 2006 at 10:47 PM  

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