Name My Fantasy Football Team
Last year, I used FSL's suggestion: The Aristocrats.
I need some ideas for this year's team. What say you?
posted by VMM at 10:28 AM
August 03, 2006
I need some ideas for this year's team. What say you?
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18 Comments:
"Flock of Fucknuts"
"Gross Domestic Products"
"The Insurgency"
"Eleven Gentlemen of Verona"
"The Ranting Gibsons"
"The New Orleans Katrinas"
"The Exxon Neck Waddles"
"The Adorable Kittens"
Good ideas, all. I was also considering:
"The Petty Tyrants"
"The 3rd-and-17ers"
"The Fourty-Whiners"
"Gimcrack Dandies"
This is harder than naming a band...
"The Morlocks."
"El Tierra Del Roble Raideristas."
"The New Morlocks."
"The bootless shard-borne flirt-gills"
"The progressive Morlocks"
"The surly, toad-spotted lewdsters"
"The Adorable Morlocks"
"The Team that Shot Liberty Valance"
Ahem:
"Eleven Gentlemen of Madrona"
"The Hoopleheads"
'The Westminster Hamburglars"
"The Castro Heterosexuals"
"Morlocks United"
"The Deadwood Ambulators"
Hmmm...I like the morlock theme, but I really like Westminster Hamburglars even though, if it is a reference to something, I don't know what.
No real reference, only a vague whiff of the English football team West Ham United.
"The 'Hammers.' "The Hammers is the nickname of what English football team?"
Oh, another Eisengeiste inspired choice:
The Kleptocrats
Oh, given that this is a league for Cloudmark:
WestSpam United
Yet More:
The Marxists
Canned Murder
The Malacca Machetes
Egregious Owls
The Upper Haters
"Snakes on a Plane"
"The WhatTheFuckers"
I settled on West Spam United, but I nearly changed it to Snakes on a Plane.
Thanks for all the great suggestions.
After further review...
I had to change it to Snakes on a Plan.
I just wanted to comment that I beleive 17 is the currently the eisengeiste record for comments.
I have just one thing to say:
There are motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plan.
Good one.
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