Missed Opportunity for Product Placement

Jason Statham is Chev Chelios, a professional hit man on his last mission before he starts a beautiful new life with his beautiful new girlfriend. Unfortunately things go very wrong and Chev wakes up...poisoned! He will die in one hour, or sooner if he fails to keep moving. The only way to slow the poison and keep his heart beating is to keep his adrenaline pumping!.

"As the clock ticks, Chelios cuts a swath through the streets of Los Angeles, wreaking havoc on those who dare stand in his way. He must rescue Eve from danger, stay two steps ahead of his nemeses and search for an antidote to save his own life. "

If only Chev had known about the exciting new Black Cherry Pepsi Jazz carbonated beverage!

He might not have needed to do this:

Crank, the Movie, now in theaters everywhere.