Slim Down With Fear

BBC's Look Around You, introducing us to the wonder of the technological future we will enjoy by the year 2000, tells us of a new, radical slimming plan:

This is slimmer of the year Andy Gough. He lost 52st in just six weeks using the Slimby diet.

"We must warn you, This picture is extremely disturbing." The Slimby slimming method involves drinking a glass of powdered milkshake every mealtime and looking at the special Slimby picture, designed to shock the body into losing weight.

Slimby Slimming Picture

The Slimby Slimming Picture is a unique slimming accessory designed for use with Slimby Shake. For your convenience we are offering an electronic replica of the image, accessible below.

IMPORTANT

READ BEFORE PROCEEDING

1. The Slimby Slimming Picture is not suitable for minors.
2. The Slimby Slimming Picture is not a toy.
3. Do not view the Slimby Slimming Picture if you are pregnant.
4. Never show the Slimby Slimming Picture to a dog.
5. Do not view the Slimby Slimming Picture if you are already on a slimming diet.
6. Do not exceed more than 4 viewings in 24 hours.
7. Do not view the Slimby Slimming Picture if you or anyone in your family has a history of mental health problems.
8. Do not attempt to view the Slimby Slimming Picture whilst driving, operating heavy machinery or balancing on an uneven surface.

I have read the guidelines and accept that neither the BBC or Slimby^TM can be held responsible for any short or long term damage incurred by viewing the Slimby Slimming Picture.

I HAVE PREPARED MYSELF. SHOW ME THE PICTURE.