What a Relief!

BBC NEWS | Americas | Bush admits to CIA secret prisons

I'm so pleased to hear that the prisoners in the illegal, secret prisons are going to be moved to the illegal, non-secret prison. I'm also pleased to hear the president say that we weren't torturing anybody in these illegal, secret prisons that, up until today, he would not admit existed. But, I have to agree with him that illegal, secret prisons (where nobody is tortured) are absolutely essential to protect us from terrorism.

Let's face facts: if these illegal, secret prisons weren't secret, then the terrorists would know that they existed, and never say to themselves, "I would say that our brothers have been taken to a illegal U.S. prison, but we know the U.S. would never have illegal prisons, as it is against their principles, praise Allah!"

Thanks, Bush administration, for putting an end to terrorism!