Things You Didn't Know About Kim Jong il

Dr. X posts this from the Korean Friendship Association Friendship Association:

"Here is the U.S. News & World Report list of things you didn't know about Kim Jong Il, and the inevitably more interesting Fark thread of additional things you didn't know.

"Here are a top ten from the Fark list (with some imagined Lettermanesque counterpoint):

"10. He was briefly married to Larry King. (Well, who wasn't...)
"9. He was banned for life from all Applebees restaurants. (But that could happen to anyone.)
"8. He was the first choice to play Urkel on 'Family Matters'.
"7. He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
"6. One time, he ate seventy paper clips and shiat out a Playstation. (And I think we all know just how painful that can be.)
"5. He can enrich uranium with his balls.
"4. When he tells a joke, EVERYONE laughs.
"3. He is not a big fan of the "buddy system." (No, I guess he wouldn't be...)
"2. From TFA: His name as a child was "Yura." His last name was Nasshole.

"...and the #1 thing you didn't know about Kim Jong Il:

"1. Every year at Thanksgiving, he pardons a dog."