In The Spirit of Bipartisanship

Americans stood up Tuesday and offered to the President of the United States a message of clarity, a message of renewal, a message of hope:

Eat It, Dumbass.

Today, as Virgina sends the U.S. Senate to the Democratic Party, I hope that as we return the rule of law, respect for the U.S. Constitution, to compassion, wisdom, and cooperation in government, I hope that we never forget a core principle of which the victors in any election, victors in a long, bitter struggle against corruption, venality and selfishness, should avail themselves:

Revenge.

But this is no base appeal to amateur gloating and passing political potshots. Our revenge must be measured and sure. Our revenge must be deliberate and all-present. Our revenge must not only poke both eyes at once with the very fingers of peace, must not only trip the chowder-brained bully with a well-timed shoelace tie, but will shove the chucklehead into the street, to be flattened into geezer chutney by the speeding cement mixer of Liberty. In the noblest traditions of the Republic, we shall purge, we shall subpoena, we shall take the snarling curs to their chains and feed them their brothers.

In this time of victory, as we place the bit in Bush's mouth and pull sharp on the reins to stop the nation plummeting off the road, America needs to see not only that we are the masters of the damned fool, but must be moved by our strong and moral actions to declare:

Behold! The Democratic Party runs a great abattoir.

-FSL