Modern Morals

Dr. X posts this from the Department of Humiliation and Dunking at Oral Roberts University:

"Just so we're straight: He hired the gay prostitute, but just got a massage. He bought the meth, but didn't use it.

"Funny, I'm kind of like that. I registered to vote, and I got the ballot, but...oh, well that's where we're different - I voted, against all the hypocritical dicks you support."