Ripped from Today's Headlines

Dr. X posts this from the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show:

"First of all, this Miss USA thing is disgusting. And wrong. And dirty. And naughty. And I cannot get enough of it.

"The Daily Show brings you up to date.

"But then it got better. A lot better. (And if you don't remember that line, catch up here.)

"Rosie ripped Trump.
"Trump trashed Rosie.
"(Wouldn't it be cool to bury them alive together?)

"And then Miss Nevada stole the show.

"Just when I think our nation cannot sink lower, just when you think it is as stupid and horrible as it can be, just when it seems we have reached the bottom - these drugged-out bi-curious beauty queens come out and totally redeem themselves.

"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."