More Bong Hits
Ripped off from somewhere, maybe the Washington Post (the issue being, can a school official censor student speech off school grounds):
"So if the sign had been 'Bong Stinks for Jesus,' that would be ... a protected right?" asked Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
"Suppose that this particular person had whispered to his next-door neighbor, 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus, heh, heh, heh,' " contributed Stephen Breyer.
"What if the sign said, 'Bong Hits Should be Legal'?" queried John Paul Stevens.
Anthony Kennedy got really psychedelic. "Suppose the banner said, 'Vote Republican'?"
posted by President in exile at 10:01 PM
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Well, for that sign, it would be clear evidence of paranoid delusion.
This reminds me of a Seattle comedy show with the "Pot News" sketch:
"That's a really scary story, Steve. How could a Senator NOT have any pot?"
This also fills my heart with glee, as well as an idea:
Alternative Bong Hits for Jesus Signs for the Supreme Court to consider.
"Pope Benedict Should Try Marijuana for His Glaucoma."
"Free Coke for Bush"
"Can God make a Bong so monster he himself cannot smoke it?"
"The Assistant Principle's Darth Vadar Bong is Hilarious"
"Cash, Grass or Ass, No Rides for Free."
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