Forward to the Future

Dr. X posts this from the Space Teledildonics Department in Van Nuys:

"It is good to see NASA thinking seriously about sex for the Mars mission. These are important matters.

"Of course Star Trek went there first. Captain Kirk's promiscuity was legendary, but not surprising - if you were top dog on a spaceship full of sweet young things in tight clothes, you might get a little itchy once in a while. Compare and contrast with the disturbingly virginal Janeway.

"Of course, NASA has done important preliminary research. After original studies indicated that Mars might look something like this, thanks to the Mars rovers, it is apparent now that it looks more like this. Alas, our space explorers will not have throngs of hot aliens to mingle with when they arrive. This raises an important question - are there any hot women that we particularly would like to have leave earth for many years?

"At least one comes to mind. Do it for humanity, Ivanka."