August 04, 2007

An Open Letter to Tom Tancredo

Dr. X posts this from the Institute for Mutually Assured Destruction:

"Dear Mr. Tancredo:

"We noted with interest your plan to attack holy sites in Mecca and Medina as a way to deter future terror attacks against the U.S. We have often ruminated on this ourselves, and, after deep thought on the matter, conclude that you are a weak little pussy.

"Sure, it sounds tough. But what have you really accomplished? They worship a pile of rocks, you blow up the pile of rocks. Just makes 'em mad.

"If you really want to deter terrorism, here's what you do. Pick a Moslem country. Doesn't matter which one, just one that doesn't have a lot of friends. Then blast the shit out of it. Bomb them into the stone age, kill their leader and his kids, occupy their territory, and make sure you do it in a way that ensures tens of thousands of Moslem 'civilians' die.

"Lather, rinse, and repeat.

"Give it up, Mr. Tancredo. You're a boy trying to play a man's game, and you're pissing off the pros."


Blogger First Sea Lord said...

Readers are to be reminded that Dr. X's position is bitterly sarcastic.

People like Tancredo, spewing fascistic nonsense, are getting American soldiers killed.

August 5, 2007 at 12:49 PM  
Blogger Latouche at Large said...

Dr. X posts this from his basement:

"Sorry, I was bit on edge just then. If you would like to read something constructive about this, this little think piece from the British American Security Information Council ( is worthwhile.

August 5, 2007 at 1:41 PM  

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