September 06, 2007

Two News Items

Dr. X posts this from Al Davis's office:

"1) Matt Hasselbeck met with President Bush last week and declared him an 'Honorary Seahawk'.

"2) In an unrelated development, Matt Hasselbeck has been cut from the Semi-Seahawks, and the team has been renamed Occam's Razors.

"Go All-Blacks!"

3 Comments:

Blogger JAB said...

Yes, this has been a bit of a kerfuffle up here. Now Hasselback, conservative family and religious fruitcake, ok, but Mack Strong? WTF? But the gut kicker was giving the neo-fascist chimp a number 43 jersey. Somehow, that just sucked.

I don't exactly begrudge them, but how would Dallas feel if Romo signed up for a set of ads for PETA targeting barbecues? (get it?) That's about how I feel about this incident. This is Seattle- Bush was , as ever, too chickenshit to actually appear in public in the city. Seahawks fans are generally looking for an escape from the chimpocracy.

September 7, 2007 at 12:17 PM  
Blogger Viceroy De Los Osos said...

X brings up a good point. I think each of you should search your own souls and waive any players you find lacking in moral/ethical character. I say, look no further than your own house!

September 7, 2007 at 2:51 PM  
Blogger Latouche at Large said...

Bitter and mindless intolerance begins at home.

September 7, 2007 at 3:58 PM  

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