Ted Stevens: The Little Red Choo-Choo Goes Chuggin' Round the Bend

Senator Ted Stevens, incredulous that anyone would be reporting on a story where his close friend Bill Allen testified in federal court that he illegally bribed him, manages to turn a typically awkward interview into a vague but fairly menacing threat against just about everyone. From today's ADN interview:

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Your papers print (the names of) those people who have been convicted and my son's name and mine at the same time. As far as the public is concerned, it's all the same ball of wax," Stevens said. "I'm not going to comment on that ball of wax."

"But we've been included in a way that I hope people understand the laws that are doing it," he said. "Because when it's all over, some people are going to have to account for what they've said and what they've charged us with."

It was unclear whom Stevens was threatening. When asked if he meant libel or perjury, Stevens said: "No. I'm just saying there are ways to account for this in the future."

When asked if he meant political retribution, he remained vague:

"I think the people out there ought to worry about that the way I worry about the investigation. There are myriad things you can do. Just a myriad of things."

When pressed, he wouldn't elaborate further:

"I've said it," Stevens said.